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The Florida Gators Are Almost Almost There

Previously on Almost: Tennessee Preview. Georgia Preview.

Of all the almost-ness in the SEC East, the almost-ness of Florida should be the most alarming. Georgia fans won’t like hearing that any more than I like writing it, but the Gators really aren’t that far off. But the narrative around the program is somehow lumped into that of Georgia and Tennessee despite more cause for optimism.


Will Muschamp was not a great coach. No one (except maybe the administration at South Carolina) would make that argument. But he took his team to a BCS Bowl in his second season at Florida. He went 5-3 against his two biggest rivals (Georgia and Tennessee). He never lost to the Volunteers (I guess we’ve already decided that Florida’s 11-game winning streak in that rivalry is just finished?). He beat the tar out of a top-10 Georgia team just weeks before getting fired. He drew an insanely difficult schedule. He played 18 ranked opponents during his tenure. LSU is on the schedule every year; Alabama was on there twice; FSU was peaking; etc.

Did he succeed at the level Florida fans expect? Obviously not. But he had more success than he gets credit for. He averaged seven wins per season at Florida. Tennessee has had exactly one season with more than seven wins since Fulmer was canned.

But I’m not making a case for Muschamp’s Gators. I’m (reluctantly) making a case for Jim McElwain’s Gators. Because guess what: that guy won 10 games in his first season and won the division in question.

It was rarely pretty, but he found ways to win ugly ball games in the same way Butch Jones finds ways to lose them. He won on the road in a close game against Kentucky. He won at home in dramatic fashion against Tennessee. He beat the ever-living tar out of Ole Miss (ranked third in the nation at that point). He crushed Mizzou on the road. He embarrassed Georgia and all but ended Richt’s tenure. He survived against Vanderbilt and South Carolina.

The wheels came off late in the year. No denying that. Getting blown-out by Florida State, losing to Alabama in the conference championship game and losing a bowl in embarrassing fashion is no way to go out. But know what’s worse than losing an SEC Championship game? Not appearing in one. So score that one to Mac’s tally.

Of the three teams in contention in the East, Florida was the best last season—by record, by divisional finish, by head-to-head competition, you name it. And coaching staff stability should benefit Florida where it might hurt Georgia. And a relatively recent history of winning (2012 BCS Bowl, 2015 SEC Championship Game) is something Tennessee players can’t relate to. Seriously. The last time Tennessee went to a BCS-caliber bowl (not sure what they’re called now) was the Fiesta Bowl on January 2, 2000.

Florida is almost almost a good team. And compared to the rest of the East, Florida might actually look good.



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Georgia Football: Are the Bulldogs Almost Alabama Now?

This is the second in a seven-part series entitled Almost: A Preview of the SEC East. Yesterday, we discussed the University of Tennessee’s almost-ness, so check that out.

One could argue that December 1, 2012 marked the beginning of the end for The Georgia Way™. On that particular Saturday, The Georgia Way™ fell painstakingly yet definitively short against the Crimson Tide of Alabama in the SEC Championship Game. Thereafter, The Georgia Way™ seemed to do everything in its power to euthanize itself over a 36-month period.


The Georgia Way™ found a way to turn preseason optimism into a narrow defeat against a renewed rival to open the 2013 season. The Georgia Way™ severed ACL after ACL while losing five of its final nine contests (including disheartening losses to lower-ranked Missouri at home, un-ranked Vanderbilt and un-ranked Nebraska in a bowl game) to close out that campaign. The next year, The Georgia Way™ self-diagnosed itself in a way that only The Georgia Way™ could as a star running back (and the best football player in the country) faced a lengthy suspension. Even a rival at its low point (Florida) and a little sister (Georgia Tech) beat up on the afflicted in 2014. And last year, The Georgia Way™ performed exactly to expectation—winning 10 games but failing to defeat a single ranked opponent and losing to Alabama, Tennessee and Florida by a combined margin of 59 points—as it took its final breath.

We didn’t know it then, but The Georgia Way™ began dying way back in 2012. And we didn’t know it then, but that’s probably about the time The Alabama Process began gestating in Athens, Georgia. The first evolution of this new lifeform saw a former Nick Saban Assistant (Jeremy Pruitt) arrive with a few other Bama connects (Kevin Sherrer and a slew of unmarked assistants). And then came the more recent iteration with the hiring of longtime Alabama defensive coordinator Kirby Smart.

Make no mistake about it, the Smart hire was much less about “bringing Kirby home” than it was about “Bringing The Alabama Process to Athens.” Sure, it’s a great story that Smart played in Athens. It’s lovely that he coached there early in his career and married a former Bulldog student-athlete. But he wasn’t hired for what he accomplished with UGA. His 13 interceptions as a DB didn’t matter one iota; neither did his stint as a grad assistant in 1999 or his lone year as running backs coach in 2005.

Kirby Smart

All that mattered was:

  • 2008: 12-2, Final Ranking No. 6
  • 2009: 14-0, Final Ranking No. 1, SEC Champs, BCS Champs
  • 2010: 10-3, Final Ranking No. 10
  • 2011: 12-1, Final Ranking No. 1, BCS Champs
  • 2012: 13-1, Final Ranking No. 1, SEC Champs, BCS Champs
  • 2013: 11-2, Final Ranking No. 7
  • 2014: 12-2, Final Ranking No. 4, SEC Champs
  • 2015: 14-1, Final Ranking No. 1, SEC Champs, CFB Playoff Champs

In eight years as Nick Saban’s top assistant, Kirby Smart never saw Alabama finish the season outside of the Top 10 (as ranked by the AP). The Crimson Tide won half of the national championships over that time period and half the SEC’s championships. The Crimson Tide won 98 games in eight years and lost only 12.

Georgia hired Kirby Smart to reinvent the wheel. Georgia hired Kirby Smart to make football great again. Georgia hired Kirby Smart in hopes that Number One’s Number Two might actually match or surpass Number One.

None of this should come as a surprise to keen followers of Georgia football. But from the outside looking in, Greg McGarity & Co. sure have tried to maintain a “business as usual” facade while radically altering day-to-day operations within the football program. They didn’t coincidentally hire a longtime Bama assistant. They hired Saban Lite.

Look no further than for an official account this recreation.

This spring McGarity commented on the size of the football program’s support staff, saying (per Chip Towers of DawgNation), “It’s not, ‘School A has 40; I have to have 40.'”

But out of the overflow of the heart the Coaching Staff Bio page speaks.

Georgia now tallies 46 people on its football staff tab. The only SEC school with more listed (online) is Kentucky with 48. I mean, of course Kentucky, the program that gives Mark Stoops a contract extension and raise every time he successfully finds the practice field, has 48 total staff members.  But 46 is a LOT. We’re talkin’ Player Relations Coordinators and Directors of Player Wellness; Quality Control Assistants and Graduate Assistants; Directors of Video Operations, Assistant Video Coordinators and Recruiting Video Coordinators; Directors of Strength and Conditioning as well as Senior Associate Directors of Strength and Conditioning and even Assistant Strength and Conditioning Coaches. You get the idea.

This is a very Alabama staff. And not just because of the  numbers of job titles.

The terms “Alabama,” “Crimson Tide,” “The Tide,” “UA” and “Nick Saban” appear in staff bios exactly 54 times. And it’s worth noting that I ignored non-contextual / generic reference to the state of Alabama, Alabama-Birmingham and South Alabama. Only “UA” references to the University of Alabama were logged.  Further, almost one-third (15 of 46) of the staff members listed don’t even have bios yet. Fifty-four references to the top program in the nation might 75 by the time every bio is added.

If the goal here is track Alabama, Georgia’s Human Resources Department seems to be doing a decent job so far.

But that doesn’t mean Georgia is almost Alabama. Right now, Georgia is still much closer to the 2015 Georgia Bulldogs than the 2015 Alabama Crimson Tide, and that gap makes the use of almost damn-near laughable. Consider a few measurables:

Category 2015 Alabama 2015 Georgia
Final Rank 1 24
Wins 14 10
SEC Wins 8 5
Top 25 Wins 8 0
Top 10 Wins 5 0
Division Finish 1 3


What’s more, these finishes are every bit as indicative of the recent state of both programs as they are of the singular 2015 campaign for each respective team. Alabama is (and has been since 2008) the best program in the country. On the other side, Georgia is (and has been for most of recent history) a middle-of-the-SEC program. That might be a hard pill for for Dawg fans to swallow (and it was painful for me to write), but ultimately Georgia is in its current wheel-reinventing state because even with the two other traditional powers in the division down and with omnipresent menace Steve Spurrier reeling, Georgia missed out on winning the weaker division in the SEC in 2013, 2014 and 2015. That’s pretty middle-of-the-pack.

But back to almost Bama and the 2015 season analysis. Consider how hard it would be for Georgia to match 2015 Alabama. The last time the Bulldogs finished with the top spot in the country was in 1980. Georgia has literally never won 14 games in a single season and the last time Georgia lost just one game was in 2002. That was also the last time Georgia won eight SEC games (both Alabama in 2015 and Georgia in 2002 include the SECCG). Alabama won eight games against ranked opponents last year; Georgia beat eight ranked opponents in total during the 2012, 2013, 2014 and 2015 seasons. Bama defeated five Top 10 foes last year. Georgia has only defeated five Top 10 teams since defeating Hawaii in the Sugar Bowl after the 2007 season. Bama won the division last year. Georgia won its division in 2012.

I knocked Tennessee for not being “close” based solely on 2015 results, and by the same measurement Georgia is on the exact same page. Yes, Georgia won 10 games last season. But no, the Bulldogs didn’t really beat anyone of note. Which of these victories was anything more than a game Georgia would have no excuse losing?

  • Louisiana-Monroe at home
  • At Vanderbilt
  • South Carolina at home
  • Southern University at home
  • Missouri at home
  • Kentucky at home
  • Auburn on the road
  • Georgia Southern at home
  • Georgia Tech on the road

LA-Mo didn’t beat a single Power 5 Conference opponent and won just two games over all. Vandy’s only two Power 5 Conference wins came against other schools on this list (Missouri and Kentucky). South Carolina beat North Carolina and Vanderbilt. South Carolina was so bad that Spurrier quite mid-season which was the second most surprising thing to happen involving Gamecock football (most surprising was Greyson Lambert completing 24 of 25 passes against them). Southern did not beat any FBS foes. Missouri’s only Power 5 win was against South Carolina. Kentucky’s only Power 5 wins were South Carolina and Missouri. Auburn was the best team of the bunch with Power 5 Wins over Louisville, Kentucky and Texas A&M, but the Tigers missed bowl season. Georgia Southern won zero Power 5 games. Georgia Tech won one – against Florida State (quite hilariously).

That right there is nine regular season wins. Toss in a meaningless bowl win over Penn State and you have double-digits. And if you think 1. Tennessee is a good team and 2. That almost beating good teams should count for something, then give the Bulldogs credit for almost beating Tennessee on the road. But I don’t personally believe either of those things.

So I wouldn’t say that Georgia is almost Alabama in any way, shape or form.

But to be sure, there is optimism to cling to.

Georgia is immensely talented (not quite on the level of Alabama, but only one of Georgia’s last five recruiting classes failed to crack the Top 10 per 247Sports). And the coaching staff is presumably solid. After all, if ever there was an assistant coach geared to replicate Nick Saban, surely it would be his most-tenured high-ranking lieutenant. But there’s a multifaceted danger in assuming that Smart can become Saban.

First and foremost, no one prior to Nick Saban ever became Nick Saban. And I don’t mean that merely in a literal sense. I mean that Nick Saban is the best coach college football has ever seen. To win with this degree of consistency, with this amount of pressure and with this much competition is insane. With that in mind, we’d be foolish to assume that Smart will ever match Saban. At best, we should hope he competes with him. And if you witnessed Georgia’s 2015 matchup against the Crimson Tide, you know that would be one hell of an improvement.


Secondly, we need to remember that Saban didn’t become Saban overnight. We tend to remember Saban’s 9-2 campaign in 1999 at Michigan State, his BCS National Championship at LSU in 2003 and his four national titles in the last seven years at Alabama. But, we forget some of those early stages of The Process.

Nick Saban was 25-22-1 in his first four seasons at East Lansing. Over that time period he never won a bowl game or conference title.

Nick Saban never finished better than 5-3 in conference play and lost a total of 12 games during his first three seasons in Baton Rouge.

Nick Saban lost his final four regular season games (including a matchup with Louisiana-Monroe) during his first season in Tuscaloosa. Several games were vacated as punishment for a previous regime’s missteps, but the outcome of the games itself that year resulted in a 7-6 record (vs. a 6-6 record the year before under ousted Mike Shula).

It may take Kirby Smart two or three years to right this ship and he may never be the captain that Saban is. The good news, however, is that he is inheriting a stronger crew and more calm waters than what greeted Saban when he arrived at Alabama in 2007. So in that regard it’s almost possible to imagine what the program is capable.

With that in mind, Georgia belongs squarely in the conversation for the SEC East divisional crown (along with Tennessee and Florida), but to say that will be enough to make this team feel like Alabama…well, maybe we’ll get a chance to see in December. But my gut tells me that the best possible result for this team is “this is no longer the 2015 Georgia team.”

Almost Alabama still seems a ways off.


That’s all I got/





Georgia Football: Sony Michel’s Rap Song is Awful, It’s OK to Hate It

First and foremost, this song from Sony Michel Flyguy2Stackz is awful.



Some observations from this abominable production:

Roughly 30% of the song is comprised of an A/A rhyme scheme in which the first A is “feelins” and the second A is “feelin.” My dog writes better lyrics than that. And I’m talking about my literal canine.

The words “trippin'” and “millions” do not rhyme. Don’t tell Sony Michel Flyguy2Stackz I said that though.

I think I get what he’s getting at with the repeated line “You just keep doin’ your dance; all this money in my hands.” But at the end of the day, this just makes Sony Michel Mr. Stackz seem like a stingy strip club attendee. Why is the money still in his hands? That seems atypical. And he doesn’t just say it once, he repeats these phrases back to back. So it’s kind of like, “Yo I’m stingy at strip clubs, this money is staying in my hands but you keep dancing.” And then, “No for real, all of this money is in my hands, not on or around your person. I promise this status will not change.” I don’t think that’s the reputation one wants when releasing a rap song on SoundCloud. There’s just an inconsistency here. I can think of hundreds of places in which fiscal responsibility would be rewarded, but this isn’t one of them.

“I ball on them and then I dab,” is something I would say if I was trying to sound super boss…that’s how I know it’s not very hip. Do people still dab? Everyone in my office dabbed during a staff photo shoot last week, which made me think the dab was dead.  We’re the embodiment of “Stuff White People Like” crossed with “Rich Dad, Poor Dad” with a side of Financial Analysis. If we’re doing it, it’s not cool. #RIPDab. Or did Sony Michel Flyguy2Stackz resuscitate the dab? Or did we remind him that the dab is worth keeping alive? Maybe this song is pretty great after all.

Welcome to Dab City, USA.

Welcome to Dab City, USA.


This entire song is cliches.

  • I’m out here grindin’; people trippin’.
  • People actin’ fake. They hungry, they starvin’, they killin’.
  • A lot of people out here lyin’.
  • Every day I gotta get it; every day I gotta live it.
  • I hit my dog up when I come to the crib (side note: I also hit my dog up when I get home; shout out to DogYouCrazy a.k.a. FlyDawgNoStackz).


This is not good music. You don’t have to like it. Seriously. Take a deep breath and remember that you like Sony Michel the student-athlete and maybe (hopefully?) you even like Sony Michel the human being. That doesn’t mean you have to like Sony Michel the rapper Flyguy2Stackz.

But you do have to like this:


animation (3)



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Tennessee Football: Where “Almost” Apparently Counts

This is the first in a series of posts examining the state of the SEC East and its collective almost-ness. I’m going to look at every team in the division, because as a Georgia fan every team in the division merits consideration as an annual opponent. But, I’ve chosen to start with the Tennessee Volunteers for two reasons: 1. According to most national polls, the Vols are the most relevant team in the division; and 2. I can always count on Tennessee fans to get upset, ignore context and say, “Well what about Georgia?” Georgia’s next. Tennessee fans won’t notice that I just typed that. But Georgia’s next.

You may have heard it said that hope is not a strategy. You’ve also probably heard that almost doesn’t count. In Knoxville, Tennessee, it appears that the combination of hope and almost is the winning ticket—at least this offseason.

The hope, to a pretty thorough extent, is understandable. Consider the recent context of Tennessee football. Since Phil Fulmer’s canning in 2008, the Volunteers posted 7, 6, 5, 5, 5 and 7 wins respectively from 2009-2014. Over that period Lane Kiffin (ha!), Derek Dooley (haha!) and Butch Jones (ha? maybe?) roamed the sidelines. Firing Fulmer, who just one year prior to being kicked to the curb won the division and 10 games, looked questionable at best. Then 2015 happened and along the way several recent records were established.

  1. Tennessee posted a winning regular season for the first time since 2009 (Kiffin’s first year).
  2. Tennessee posted a winning conference record for the first time since 2007 (Fulmer’s last full year)
  3. Butch Jones became the first post-Fulmer coach to reach a fourth year in Knoxville.

There is certainly cause for optimism for the Tennessee Volunteers. I’m not being facetious, insincere or otherwise troll-ish with that statement. Tennessee football looks better now than it has at any point in the post-Fulmer era (with the possible exception of right after Kiffin’s first year – remember, he won 7 games in year one).

I have no beef with the hope in the equation. However, take issue with the value pundits and fans alike place on almost.

Beyond the arguments that Tennessee seemingly always claims (strong recruiting, passionate fans, unbridled optimism), the two leading arguments for the return of Glory Days Tennessee Football focus on some variation of almost. After all, Tennessee almost beat some good teams last season, and Tennessee beat the tar out of a team that was almost good in a New Year’s Day bowl game.

Tennessee Almost Beat Some Good Teams

Tennessee lost to two of the College Football Playoff’s four teams by a combined 12 points. Toss in a one-point loss to SEC East Champion Florida, and all of a sudden Tennessee’s four losses seem awfully insignificant.

The problem here is that four losses are always meaningful—especially win those four losses reflect your best season in nearly a full decade and you’re positioned in preseason Top 10 polls.

The Amway Coaches Poll ranks Tennessee 10th. The nine teams above the Volunteers posted an average 2.11 losses in 2015. Three teams ahead of the Vols combined to lose a total of three games. You have to go to #17 to find a team with more losses than Tennessee (Southern Cal coming off a tumultuous 7-6 campaign). The top 15 schools (outside of Tennessee) are comprised of four 1-loss teams, five 2-loss teams and six 3-loss teams.

The recently released AP Poll is even higher on Tennessee (a #9 ranking). The eight schools above the Volunteers in that poll averaged exactly two losses in 2015.

In reality, Tennessee’s winning percentage in 2015 was closer to what it has averaged over the past 10 years than it was to a Top 10 finish (as measured by average winning percentage of Top 10 teams each year).

winning percentages


Going from four losses directly into the Top 10 seems odd by logic of “almost” for two reasons. First and foremost, Tennessee hasn’t been “almost” in the Top 10 recently. This isn’t a team coming off a lone rebuilding year or a team just breaking in a new coach or replacing a star quarterback. This is a team that’s been wandering in the desert for 40 years. Secondly, College football is an extremely competitive sport—especially when traditional powers are involved. If we’re going to count close losses this is gonna get real ugly really quickly. I, for one, refuse to give merit for Tennessee’s most narrow losses.

Tennessee willed itself to defeat against Oklahoma in overtime last September. It was incredibly impressive and hard to forget. And I can’t give Tennessee credit for that. Tennessee lost narrowly to a Florida team that frankly wasn’t all that good (1-4 vs. ranked opposition, outscored by more than 10 points per contest in those five games). Tennessee lost narrowly to an Arkansas team that lost five games. I give no points for that defeat. Tennessee played Alabama incredibly well, but still lost. We didn’t knock or elevate Alabama for losing that game (the Crimson Tide rose from 8th to 7th in the AP Poll and the Coaches Poll as two higher-ranked teams lost that same week) so why would we give credit to Tennessee for that?

Further, if we’re giving Tennessee props for games that it almost won, then we need to give Georgia and South Carolina credit for almost beating Tennessee (and I don’t think we need to do that!).

Sure, Tennessee turned things around beginning October 31 against Kentucky, South Carolina, North Texas, Missouri, and Vanderbilt, but think about that collection of teams for a minute:

  • Kentucky: 2 Power Conference Wins (both on this list of crappy teams – South Carolina and Missouri)
  • South Carolina: 2 Power Conference Wins (North Carolina and Vanderbilt)
  • North Texas: 1-11 record, lone win was a 7-point victory over the University of Texas San Antonio.
  • Missouri: 1 Power Conference Win (South Carolina) + Win vs. BYU
  • Vanderbilt: 2 Power Conference Wins (both on this list of crappy teams – Missouri and Kentucky)

Again, those five teams (Kentucky, South Carolina, North Texas, Missouri and Vanderbilt) combined to win one game against a Power 5 Conference opponent not named Kentucky, South Carolina, North Texas, Missouri or Vanderbilt.

These were not good football teams. They weren’t even almost good football teams. Tennessee should have and did beat all of them.


Tennessee Demolished an Almost Good Football Team

In a bowl game.

This game means next to nothing.

Northwestern is a 3-5 SEC team at best. Guaranteed.

Northwestern lost to Michigan, Iowa and Tennessee by a combined margin of 107 points. Good football teams don’t do that. So ignore the 10-3 record and the time spent ranked in the Top 25. Just know that no self-respecting good football team loses three games by an average of nearly 36 points per contest.


So What Do We Make of Tennessee?

I honestly don’t know. Given the weakness of the division last year and the amount of talent in Knoxville, Vol fans should have a hard time loving Butch Jones knowing that he failed to win the SEC East when Florida was breaking in a first-year coach, Georgia was firing its coach, South Carolina’s coach was quitting mid-season and Missouri was boycotting football for a minute and its coach was stepping down.

Does that make sense? Sure, Tennessee has been down for some time, but things couldn’t have lined up better for the Volunteers than they did in 2015.

  • Florida went through prolonged periods of offensive refusal as its quarterback was suspended for PEDs. Simultaneously an entire new coaching staff tried to pick up the shambles of an 11-13 two-year stretch of football in Gainesville.
  • Georgia fielded three quarterbacks (one who only knew how to pass against South Carolina, one who didn’t know which arm to throw with and one who settled as a punter) and lost its best player to injury while treading water to such an extreme extent that the most-tenured coach in the league was finally drowned.
  • South Carolina’s coach quit mid-season. People forget that happened.
  • Missouri’s protests were the most noteworthy facet of the Tigers’ season.


But despite those factors in Tennessee’s favor, Jones manufactured enough losses to miss out on the SEC Championship Game.


And yet, Butch Jones is not only tolerated in Knoxville; he’s validated as the coach of a Top 10 program.

I think Florida will be better this year, and based on head-to-head competition and record, Florida was better than Tennessee last year. I think Georgia will be better this year (even a healthy Chubb should secure that prediction) so that could shift the outcome of that matchup. I think South Carolina will be better (though still not better than Tennessee). I think Missouri is still Missouri. But the point is this: I’m not sure why we’d expect such a drastic jump up for the Volunteers.

Further, much has been made of Tennessee’s talent, but it’s hard to give the Volunteers a decided advantage against the likes of Alabama, Florida, Georgia and Texas A&M (all of which are on the schedule in 2016).

class rankings


Tennessee has almost as much talent as these schools  based on average recruiting class ranking and a coach that almost beats good teams and often beats almost good teams. But is that enough for a Top 10 ranking? I say no.


Obligatory Joshua Dobbs Commentary

In closing, this would not be an article on Tennessee football if I didn’t properly pay homage to Joshua Dobbs, the lord and savior of Tennessee football (the Vols are 14-10 in games in which he plays). Dobbs can do things with his arm and with his legs, the problem is the things he does with his arm still leave much to be desired. For context, let’s compare his passing to that of Georgia placeholder starting quarterback Greyson Lambert.

Category Joshua Dobbs Greyson Lambert Advantage
Completion Percentage 59.60% 63.30% Lambert
Yards/Game 176.2 163.3 Dobbs
Yards/Attempt 6.7 7.7 Lambert
TD 15 12 Dobbs
INT 5 2 Lambert
Rating 127 141.5 Lambert

Greyson Lambert was not a good quarterback. If he is the starting quarterback in 2016, it is unlikely that Georgia is a good team. But there’s a gap between good and great. So the question becomes this: Can Dobbs improve enough as a passer or do enough with his legs to take Tennessee from being good to great? I’m skeptical. He didn’t do that (in my opinion) in 2013, 2014 or 2015.

So what’s my prediction? I guarantee Tennessee won’t end the season in a Top 10 position. My gut is the Vols lose 3 games prior to Bowl Season and  miss the SEC Championship. If 10-3 (bowl win) gets them a Top 10 ranking, I guess I might eat some crow. But I’m not banking on “almost” counting come January.


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Georgia Bulldogs in the NFL: Who’s on the Chopping Block?

A quick run down on every Georgia Bulldog currently (August 22, 2016) listed on NFL rosters…sorted by division:

AFC East

New York Jets

  • Jordan Jenkins, OLB, Rookie – 4 Total tackles, listed as starter

Buffalo Bills

  • Fernando Velasco, C, 7th Year – 2nd team
  • Cordy Glenn, T, 6th Year – listed as starter

New England Patriots

  • Malcolm Mitchell, WR, Rookie – 4 catches, 55 yards and an injury in debut. Out for several weeks with elbow injury but looking strong.
  • David Andrews, C, 2nd Year – Listed as 2nd team center

Miami Dolphins

  • Reshad Jones, SS, 7th Year – Total boss.


AFC North

Cincinnati Bengals

  • Shawn Williams, SS, 4th Year – One tackle in preseason, listed as starter at SS.
  • A.J. Green, WR, 5th Year – One of the best receivers in the game. 5 catches for 48 yards in limited preseason action.
  • Geno Atkins, DT, 7th Year – Another monster and staple of this team. One sack in preseason.
  • Michael Bennett, WR – 2nd Year – Deep in a position battle for a roster spot. Of note: bio has the wrong Michael Bennett – not a great sign.
  • Clint Boling, G, 6th Year – Starter at LG.
Yeah, that's not the white - I mean right - Michael Bennett.

Yeah, that’s not the white – I mean right – Michael Bennett.


Baltimore Ravens

  • Ben Watson, TE, 45th Year – Listed as starter at TE

Pittsburgh Steelers

  • Jarvis Jones, OLB, 4th Year – Listed as starter at ROLB.

Cleveland Browns

  • None. Though Isaiah Crowell is listed as the starter at RB.


AFC South

Tennessee Titans

  • Ben Jones, C, 5th Year – Starter at center.
  • Amarlo Herrera, LB, 2nd Year – Herrera just arrived after getting cut by the Colts (where he appeared in 3 games as a rookie). He’s not on the depth chart, but that’s probably just a timing thing.

Jacksonville Jaguars

  • Abry Jones, DT, 4th Year – Jones went undrafted in 2013, but has appeared in 39 career games and made two starts. He’s listed as 2nd on the depth chart.

Houston Texans

  • Corey Moore, DB, 2nd Year – 6 total tackles in two preseason games, listed 3rd on the FS depth chart.
  • Akeem Dent, ILB, 6th Year – 4 tackles in preseason play, listed 2nd on the depth chart.

Indianapolis Colts

  • Starling Bailey, DE, Rookie – Totally forgot about this guy. but he’s logged 4 tackles in preseason play and listed as second on the depth chart at LDE.


AFC West

Denver Broncos

  • None.

Kansas City Chiefs

  • Ramik Wilson, ILB, 2nd Year – Wilson has logged 6 tackles this preseason and is listed 2nd on the depth chart.
  • Justin Houston, OLB, 6th Year – Preseason is for suckers not named Justin Houston.
  • Aaron Murray, QB, 3rd Year – Murray is in a fight for a job with the addition of Nick Foles, but he’s 8 of 154 passing for 110 yards. 3 Fumbles (one lost) in week 2 won’t help, though.
  • Chris Conley, WR, 2nd Year – Conley is competing for a starting spot.

San Diego Chargers

  • None.

Oakland Raiders

  • None.


NFC East

Dallas Cowboys

  • None.

Washington Redskins

  • Keith Marshall, RB, Rookie – Not a great start for the 7th round pick. Marshall has 15 carries for 25 yards. He got plenty of shots last week though (10 carries, 26 yards, long of 10). He’s also added three catches for just seven yards. Practice Squad might be the best hope, but he is currently listed as 3rd on the depth chart so who knows?
  • Kedric Golston, NT, 11th Year – Listed as starter.

Philadelphia Eagles

  • None.

New York Giants

  • Tavarres King, WR, 3rd Year – King has one catch for eight yards. He’s listed as third team at the WR1 spot which puts him in contention for a roster spot.


NFC North

Green Bay Packers

  • None.

Detroit Lions

  • Matthew Stafford, QB, 8th Year – Stafford will be the starter in Detroit; you heard it here first.
  • Orson Charles, TE, 4th Year – Insane that Charles hasn’t caught on more securely. But he’s showin’ up in Detroit – six catches for 55 yards. Injuries to guys in front of him have him in position to make the team.

Minnesota Vikings

  • Jake Ganus, LB, Rookie – Ganus has logged three tackles in preseason play and the Vikings are undefeated so he might be the key to that. He’s listed third as his position and should at least get a spot on the Practice Squad.
  • Blair Walsh, K, 5th year – Walsh is 2/3 on FG this preseason. He’s the starter and only Kicker listed on the depth chart.
  • Toby Johnson, DT, 1st year – Listed fourth on the depth chart and struggling for PT.

Chicago Bears

  • Cornelius Washington, DE, 4th year – 3 tackles and a sack in week one.
  • Leonard Floyd, OLB, Rookie – 4 total tackles in preseason play and half a sack.
  • Brandon Boykin, DB, 5th year – He’s in Chi-town now, apparently.


NFC South

Atlanta Falcons

  • Chris Mayes, DT, Rookie – Listed 4th on the depth chart.
  • Arthur Lynch, TE, 2nd Year? – Really would have pegged Lynch as a solid NFL TE. Alas, he’s been on several rosters (Dolphins, Jets, Broncos, Falcons) and yet to make headway on a roster. No catches this preseason.

Carolina Panthers

  • Charles Johnson, DE, 10th Year – 1 tackle this preseason, starter at LDE.
  • Ray Drew, DE, 2nd Year – Fourth at his position with no logged stats.
  • Thomas Davis, OLB, 12th year – 2 tackles this preseason, starter at WLB.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

  • None.

New Orleans Saints

  • John Jenkins, DT, 4th Year – 2nd on the depth chart.
  • Damian Swann, CB, 2nd Year – 1 Preseason tackle, third on depth chart, battling concussion issues.
  • Dannell Ellerbe, LB, 8th Year – 6 tackles in last week’s preseason game, listed as starter.


NFC West

Arizona Cardinals

  • Drew Butler, P, 4th year – Starter at punter position, he’s licking well.

San Francisco 49ers

  • John Theus, OT, Rookie – Listed 3rd on the depth chart. Will at least garner Practice Squad time.
  • Garrison Smith, DT, 2nd year – 7 tackles and one sack in strong preseason play, he’s listed as 3rd on the depth chart but has a real shot this year.

Seattle Seahawks

  • DeAngelo Tyson, DE, 4th Year – A utility d-lineman, Tyson should make the roster.

Los Angeles Rams

  • Todd Gurley, RB, 2nd year – Best RB in the game?
  • Alec Ogletree, OLB, 4th year – Locked-in starter at OLB.



There you have it. That’s the crew. Nearly 50 damn good Dawgs. I’ll check in later in the preseason with an update.


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