Crappy Georgia Blogger Cons Readers Into Reading Articles on Crappy Georgia Blog
Dave T is today’s MVP. Seriously, Dave T, where are you? I’m going to send you a DYC sticker or something.
So about an hour ago, Dave T took issue with my first post of the morning (entitled “Commemorate #93KDay With This T-Shirt“). It was a blog post about a #93KDay T-shirt I am selling. Seems simple enough. But I guess it wasn’t clear what the article was about, so Dave T expressed his disdain (screenshot because this is so strong). Apparently he felt somehow tricked into clicking the link:
Ah. So Dave T, as of 12:44 p.m., was pretty over the whole DudeYouCrazy thing. The site’s not funny. It’s never been funny. He is hesitant to click the links and he wonders why he even bothered.
But then we just reeled the poor sucker right back in. My next post (with the catchy title “About the Ludacris Rider“) must have been too much to resist.
Welcome to Click-bait City, Population: Dave T.
Twenty minutes after complaining on the other post, he offered this on the newer post:
A half dozen things to point out briefly:
- I’m not 30-something. As a guy who’s as close to 28 as he is to 29, that’s as insulting as it is preposterous.
- I don’t just talk about Monster drinks…I drink them everyday.
- No comment on the adderall.
- I have no salt life sticker.
- I have no truck.
- 30-something me would love to drive a truck though.
So, since Dave T just can’t resist me, I figured I’d throw him a bone and blog about him for a change. It’s the least I could do for a fish that’s probably been caught three times in one day at this juncture.
Here’s to you Dave T.
[Swigs Monster and stares longingly at the would-be pickup truck that’s actually a Hyundai.]
That’s all I got/