UGifA: The GIFs and Vines You Have to See From Last Week’s Win Over South Carolina
Dem GIFs are BAAAACCCKKKKKK.
It’s been many a fortnight since my, admittedly, juvenile commentary on the best GIFs and Vines from last week’s UGA game has come around. I’m even a week late to the party this year. But never fear, I have returned. And I bring with me the boon of thrown visors, Michel truck sticks, and a s***storm of completed passes.
THE SINGLE GREATEST SIX MINUTES OF VIDEO YOU WILL WATCH ALL WEEK
We begin this week with something a little unusual. This column typically honors 8-second long video clips or moving images minus the sound. But Steve Spurrier’s press conference after getting destroyed by UGA this week is a must watch for all Dawg fans. There are so many great portions of this thing that I can’t even begin to choose my favorites. Just watch, drink, and be merry.
DO NOT STAND NEAR A GOALLINE THAT SONY MICHEL IS ATTEMPTING TO CROSS
Yes, this Vine leads the way because it pretty much sums up the entire game.
Juke em. Truck em. Tell em all about it.
Buff Sony is my favorite Sony.
And dare I say that while there is certainlly a guy down in Baton Rouge stealing Heisman hype from Nick Chubb another threat is emerging just down the depth chart?
Michel now leads the team in touchdowns, which is something we will all throw in Schotty’s face at the end of the season. Still, UGA has found its dynamic playmaker in young Sony Michel and all Dawg fans should be ecstatic about that.
YA BOY GREYSON OUT HERE THROWING DARTS
Yes, Lambchop found his swagger or the closest thing a dude named “Greyson” can ever get to swagger. Lambert set an NCAA record for completion percentage and probably broke the QBR Machine over at ESPN.
Here is one of his more humdrum throws for a TD to Malcom Mitchell, who btw looks to have recovered from injury pretty darn well.
THE DUDE HAS JOKES
As many of you are probably aware, the Dude was out in full force last weekend. First there was the #FreeBeerTailgate that saw friend of the blog, Sam Franco, provide me with the ultimate Road Beer for the walk to the stadium.
The Dude sat in the South Carolina section and things went….well about as you’d expect.
Then on the way home he and my friend Casey dropped the most under appreciated Vine of the night.
As always, it was a good day to follow the Dude on the Twitters.
WE JUST BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF SPURRIER SO SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT TIME TO ASK IF YOU’LL MARRY ME
Jake Ganus’ contribution to the team cannot be overstated. The man has made the loss of Amarlo Herrera almost an afterthought, and that is stunning achievement.
That’d be enough to make me want to marry him but I’m glad that a member of the fairer sex has other, hopefully more significant reasons to do so.
Mazeltov to you both.
TARGETING IS STILL ONE OF THE GREAT MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE
So one of the many Lambert completions went to Reggie Davis. Davis was then hit helmet-to-helmet. Targeting was called. To Davis’ credit he made a catch that most of us reading this blog couldn’t make after being hit that hard. It seemed a pretty clear-cut case of targeting from this fan’s perspective. But after review the offending player was allowed to continue. In other words, the world conspiracy to only call targeting on UGA continues unabated and the Illuminati are still going to poison your drinking water while annexing Texas for Vladimir Putin and taking all your guns.
Still, what do you think? Targeting or nah?
All in all it was a pretty great day between the hedges. See you next week where most of the GIFs we post will be of the Southern marching band.
I’m not at all joking about that.