NFL Football: Chad Kelly Swag + Week 2 Picks
This is going to be short and sweet, as I have one of my old teammates bachelor parties this weekend in New Orleans. As you heard on the not-yet-award winning DudeYouPodcast this morning, I was made aware of a Chad Kelly rap song on the internet. I refuse to listen to it, and I will not be linking it here, but I DID want to back up my Ole Miss over Bama pick with visual evidence.
As always, home teams in bold.
Chiefs (-3) over Broncos
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Daniel vs. Thursday Night Mush: 0-1-1
Panthers (-3) over Texans
Hard Knocks ruins football teams.
Niners (+6) over Steelers
Try believing in something.
Saints (-10) over Buccaneers
New Orleans is down. Tampa is downer.
Lions (+2.5) over Vikings
Teddy Bridgewater is finally proving me right.
Bears (+2) over Cardinals
Lack of a running game means asking Carson to do alot.
Bills (EVEN) over Patriots
Rex Ryan chirping at the Pats? Must be football season.
Chargers (+3) over Bengals
I’m excited to watch none of this game.
Browns (+1) over Titans
This should further illustrate how bad the Bucs are.
Falcons (+2.5) over Giants
Couldn’t stop Dez. Can’t stop Julio.
Rams (-3) over Washington Professional Football Team
Remember when the fans wanted Kirk Cousins? That’ll pass.
Dolphins (-6) over Jaguars
*Makes fart noises*
Ravens (-6.5) over Raiders
My fantasy strategy of starting whatever defense is playing Oakland is back on this year.
Eagles (-5) over Cowboys
Dez being out sets up Dallas barely missing the playoffs perfectly.
Packers (-3.5) over Seahawks
Bet against Rodgers at night if you hate money.
Colts (-7) over Jets
Time for Indy to right the ship.
That’s it for this week, I promise to bring more snark next week. If you happen to see a bunch of washed up Ivy League athletes making a fool of themselves in New Orleans Friday or at LSU/Auburn Saturday, I’d like to apologize in advance.
Last Week: 8-7-1
This Week: 0-1
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