Georgia Football: Proof that Nobody Wants to Watch the Bulldogs Play Football this Year




I’ve gotten this email no fewer than seven times since the end of June. I don’t know who is in charge of marketing and ticket sales and whatnot, but at least change the graphic up. Maybe alternate between advertising LA-Mo tickets and Southern Tickets. Whatever you’re doing. It’s not working.





Maybe instead of “Single Game Tickets Available” the messaging should read something like:

  • Bad News: It’s Louisiana-Monroe. Good News: It Ain’t Baseball.
  • Hey Guys, Louisiana-Monroe Has Defeated Alabama More Recently Than Georgia, So There’s That. #FactsOnly
  • Southern University: Who Hates the South?
  • Tickets for Two of Georgia’s Seven Best Home Games Available for Limited Time Only!
  • Hey Old People, Both These Games Will Kickoff at Noon, You’ll Love It!



That’s all I got/



About dudeyoucrazy

College Football Writer

Posted on August 5, 2015, in Alabama, Blog, Georgia Bulldogs, Nick Saban, SEC, The UGA Vault. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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