Georgia Football: Todd Gurley Speaks Out, In Song


For a college sports blog, DudeYouCrazy.net is extremely low in #SOURCES who provide inside information on the primary subject of our website.

Last night, that changed in a BIG way.

This should come as no surprise, but as a child of the 1990’s, Todd Gurley is a big fan of the music of his childhood. Our source caught Gurley on his scooter in Athens today listening to Britney Spears on XM station 90’s on 9. The audio was a little rough, but its evident that Todd is less than pleased with the NCAA’s lack of a ruling.

Oh Marky Marky,
How was I supposed to know?
That signing wasn’t right, yeah?
Oh Marky Marky,
You’re slower than Al Groh
In reaching a de-cis-ion
Show me
How Jameis can be
Playing this week
While I’m on the sidelines?
Cause I know

Your boorishness is killing me
Though I must confess, I still believe
(Still believe)
That Chubb and J.J. can do the job
Give me a siiiiiiiiign
Sit me Marky one more time!

Oh Marky Marky,
The reason I’m poor is you
Just give us a damn stipend!
Oh Marky Marky,
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do
To murk the Hogs this weekend
Show me
How Jameis can be
Playing this week
While I’m on the sidelines?

Your boorishness is killing me
Though I must confess, I still believe
(Still believe)
That Chubb and J.J. can do the job
Give me a siiiiiiiiign
Sit me Marky one more time!

Oh Marky Marky
Oh Marky Marky
How long can you be paid to blow?
Oh Marky Marky
Your sponsors want me cleared to go

I must confess
This NCAA mess
Is killing me now
Don’t you know that I still believe?
That our fans will cheer
When lawsuits jam it up your reeeeeeaaaaar
Sit me Marky one more time!

Todd Gurley. All-American running back. Victim of a system that penalizes the wrong people. And a helluva lyricist.

 

 

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Posted on October 17, 2014, in Blog, Death to the NCAA, Georgia Bulldogs, Heisman. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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