UGifA: The Best GIFS and Vines from UGA’s Destruction of Troy
Confession: I didn’t watch much of the game yesterday.
No, it wasn’t because I was watching soccer (my team got kilt). I went to a beer festival, got a very pleasant day-drunk going, and sang “You’ll Never Walk Alone” in the middle of a crowd of people with a guy in a Liverpool jersey.
Anyways, all that to say that there aren’t all that many GIFs for this week because I didn’t really know what the best moments to look for were. So I scrapped together what I could and you can find the rest of the gagillion TD’s we scored over at whatever sports site you use to see real highlights.
However, before we begin we need to talk about this Braves fan right here.
I mean, I’m half convinced that this guy and his popcorn bucket would be more entertaining than the current Braves starting lineup. In fact, I’m fully convinced of that.
On to the foobawl GIFs!
JUST KIDDING, OBLIGATORY TROY VIDEO HAHAHA
Ok, now my shenanigans are done. Let’s talk about this “game.”
TROY MISSED A FIELD GOAL ON ITS FIRST DRIVE
Troy made it look like they were going to be the typical “play down” opponent that UGA fans have come to loathe more than life itself. They drove the ball particularly well on their first drive, but whiffed on a pretty easy field goal.
Do I have a GIF of this?
Why do I mention it?
Well, because the drive seemed to piss off the Evil Richt Machine and then…
HAHAHA OBLIGATORY TROY VIDEO #2
Evil Richt be mad….
From there the slaughter was on. (yes, I know that Agamemnon loses the battle in this clip. Shuddup).
SONY MICHEL SCORED A LOT
Like a whole, whole lot. This particular scamper is my absolute favorite though. Let’s take a look…
Best I can tell this is Greg Pyke trying to do his best version of the Bush Push but it turned into…..well….I don’t know what the hell he’s doing there.
Anyway, Sony had three TD’s and looked real, real good.
UGA SPECIAL TEAMS LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This Isaiah McKenzie kid just might be something real. First off, let’s talk about the courage it takes to attack a bouncing ball like that when you know people are bearing down on you at full speed.
Second, let’s talk about the fact that no one did anything illegal on this play even though Isaiah did the classic “I’m cutting everywhere and the only place you can block people is there back right now!!!” maneuver.
Third, let’s talk about the exquisite dive-trip combo the Troy player does right on the SEC logo about midway through this GIF. It’s delicious.
THIS IS A VINE CALLED ‘PUSH UPS”
But I like to think it is pronounced this way…
Either way, those dudes were doing a bunch of them.
Blah, blah, blah we scored a lot. You get the idea.
RELEASE THE BAUTA
Faton Bauta, i.e. the name that will cause Uncle Verne’s head to explode if it ever happens that Bauta plays in a game that Verne is calling, had a nice little 4th quarter. Here’s a picture of him after running for a TD. I couldn’t post an actual GIF because no one GIFs a sad game like UGA v. Troy. And I didn’t DVR it. Anways, picture.
THIS DRUMMER THAT SUMS UP THE ENTIRE GAME
Yeah, I was in the Redcoat Band for about a year and a half, and I can tell you that when you’ve played the fight song this many times it can get a little tiresome. Do you, drummer man.
Well, that’s it. This game had lots of TDs but not a lot of GIFs. We do what we can.