Georgia Extends Scholarship Offer to Massive Child Brodarius Hamm: Bro Puns and Comparisons to Me Ensue
According to ESPN Insider, Georgia has extended a scholarship offer to 6-foot-3, 292 lb. Broadarius Hamm. A few things that should stand out:
- Bro’s name is Brodarius. With a name like that, he’s got to be a pretty cool bromo sapien.
- Brodarius is the brototype for a lineman: he’s huge!
- Brodarius just turned 15 in January. So he’s something of a brotégé .
So if he’s currently 15 and is 6-foot-3, 292 lbs. just how big is he going to get? Let’s compare him to a tremendous 15-year-old athlete of the past (me) and assume that he grows at the same rate.
It’s not terribly difficult to project Brodarius to finish up at nearly six feet, six inches in height.
Things get really interesting when you start projecting the guy’s weight when scaled to me. If he follows my lead, he could be over 500 lbs. some day!
That’s all I got/