This Week in CBS Sports Auctions: Want to Coach Coastal Carolina’s Football Team? Good! You Can for $50.
Do you love college football? Do you watch games and constantly question coaching decisions? Do you think you could do a better job? Here’s your chance.
For just $50 (surely that will go up), you can be a guest coach in the Coastal Carolina spring game. Seriously.
This could be your big break, because you’re not just going to be a “guest coach” in the sense of being on the sideline; this package clearly states that you get to “Call plays from the sidelines.”
So go make it happen.
And remember…Dogs > Cats.
That’s all I got/