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Georgia Recruiting: Quarterback Jacob Eason Will Not Win a Championship as Explained by the Mark Richt Hater
This is the part where I pretend I’ve been here all Spring and we ignore the fact that I missed the annual March Madness Pick ‘Em Contest and the bulk of spring practice while my wife popped out a baby. I guess this is also the part where I fess up to being the satirical voice behind the Mark Richt Hater. Let’s do this…
Marky Mark got him a good one.
Mr. Everything. Five-star this. Five-star that. A cannon made of brushed platinum (because regular old platimum is too flashy) for an arm. Good size. Good feet. A good head on his shoulders. This is why Marky Mark is the best in tbe biz. Mark Richt turns elite prospects into national championships.
Except when he doesn’t. Except for every single year ever. I feel like I’ve seen this play out before. An elite quarterback coming to Georgia and failing to win a Natty? I guess we better get used to it because the Jacob Eason story has already been written.
Jacob Eason is David Greene with a less colorful name.
Jacob Eason is D.J. Shockley but slow AF.
Jacob Eason is Blake Barnes without the alliteration.
Jacob Eason is Joe Tereshinski without lineage.
Jacob Eason is Matthew Stafford without a keg.
Jacob Eason is Joe Cox with less fiery hair.
Jacob Eason is Aaron Murray throwing a football at a beer can on Spring Break but with fewer fans.
Jacob Eason is Christian LeMay without religious affiliation.
Jacob Eason is Hutson Mason except…wait nobody is as bad as Hutson Mason.
Jacob Eason is Faton Bauta, Brice Ramsey and Jacob Park rolled into one quarterback named Fatramjac except younger.
Haven’t we seen this before? Big-time quarterback make a big-time mistake by trusting Mark Richt because he’s such a nice guy. Mark Richt squanders talent and loses to terrible teams. I’ve seen this. You’ve seen this. Everybody’s seen this except Butts-Mehre.
-The Mark Richt Hater
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Georgia Football: Why are we pretending to be surprised by Chris Conley’s performance at the NFL Combine?
Georgia’s offense reached new highs over the past four seasons. Over that same time period, no player accounted for more receiving yards than Chris Conley. So why the hell are we pretending to be stunned by his athleticism?
He ran a 4.35 at the combine—that’s damn fast. He jumped a million inches on the broad jump. He set a combine record on the vertical. Perhaps from a testing standpoint, he surpassed what was expected. But are we really floored that the most productive receiver in one of the most prolific offenses in the country is athletic?
The guy stood out in run-heavy offense. That’s hard to do. He did it against the nation’s best competition. That’s even harder to do. He did it in surprisingly sexy ways. Again, harder still to do.
Consider the following about Chris Conley:
- He averaged 16.6 yards per catch over the course of his four year career. For reference (not for comparison), A.J. Green averaged 15.8 yards per catch as a Bulldog.
- He caught a touchdown pass once every 5.85 receptions. Green scored once every 7.22 receptions.
- As a senior, Conley averaged 18.3 yards per reception while catching 36 passes. Only one other Bulldog in the last 20 years (Tavarres King in 2011) posted a YPC figure in excess of 18 while also hauling in 35 or more passes. Of note: Over that time frame 31 Bulldogs hauled in 35 or more receptions in a single season and failed to surpass 18 yards per catch.
- More than 76% of Conley’s 117 career receptions resulted in a first down or a touchdown. That’s just stupid. He was above the team average by such a measure each and every season.
- Last year, 77.8% of Conley’s receptions moved the chains or put points on the board. For the rest of the team, that number was 67.4%.
- Each of Chris Conley’s final 15 collegiate receptions resulted in a first down or a touchdown.
- Conley was an animal on late downs. He hauled in 29 career passes on third or fourth down. All but two resulted in a first down or score. Those 27 chain-moving or point-scoring receptions resulted in an average gain of 18.11 yards. The average amount of yardage needed: 6.04.
What part of these facts implies that Conley is anything other than a gamer?
Further, think about what you know about Chris Conley. He commits to mastering everything he does. He graduated high school with a 4.0 GPA. He recorded a 3.0 or higher in each academic term at Georgia and collected a cumulative GPA of 3.32. He won Georgia’s Sportsmanship and Ethics Award. He sat on the NCAA’s Student-Athlete Advisory Committee. His Star Wars fan film has nearly 500,000 views on YouTube and is almost Hollywood-ready.
Why would a guy who clearly has athleticism (see numbers above), an impeccable work ethic and a history of performing his best in the biggest moments not do well at the Combine?
Read more of my thoughts on Conley here.
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Georgia Football: Brice Ramsey Stepping Up, Reggie Carter Doin’ Thangs and Other Spring Expectations
I’m looking early at Spring Practice.
Today I highlighted five players with the most to gain this spring, they are (by my estimation):
- Brice Ramsey: Owning QB1 is a thing. Right now we don’t know if Ramsey is going to be Matt Saracen closing his eyes and heaving a pass or Matt Saracen insisting “my eyes weren’t closed, coach.” Let’s see who this dude is.
- Keith Marshall: The former star has three options: a. Ball out as a part of the offense over the next two years. b. Ball so hard pro scouts wanna find him after this season. 3. Fade away. There’s not a lot of middle ground. Let’s see if this guy can get it back from a health and confidence standpoint. The athletic gifts are still there.
- Reggie Carter: Don’t forget, this guy almost beat out Ramik Wilson heading into the 2013 season and injuries may have been a factor in that falling through. Just imagine, if Carter wins that starting spot Wilson never becomes the too-early darling of mock drafts (he was mocked as a first-rounder this time last year) and wouldn’t have fallen from grace with a somewhat average 2014 campaign.
- Aaron Davis: Walk-on to Shutdown. 30 for 30. What if I told you…
- Anybody at Center: Seriously. I don’t care if it’s Justin Scott-Wesley. Let’s just nail down this position heading into the summer and move ahead.
Read more here.
That’s all I got/
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